Having a half-frozen yogurt. Taste great!

Save the day to poop for peace:

Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity’s non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile.

Funniest shit I read today. Uh oh, gotta go make some peace. My new slogan: “a poop a day keeps the war away.”

The guy who earns 30k a month for blogging explains “The Biggest Problem Standing Between You and Success“:

An unsuccessful person think a job is safe and investments are risky. A successful person thinks a job is risky and investments are safe.

Although most of our guests are Vietnamese, I decided to go with jazz to vibe up the reception. Besides, we already have a live band to cover Vietnamese ballads. In choosing jazz tunes, I have to keep the audience in mind. I do understand that not everyone has a taste for jazz; therefore, I have to select tracks that are easy to listen, but not over the top. John Coltrane’s hardcore style is definitely out, but his ballad-playing, like “I Love You” and “Come Rain or Come Shine,” is irresistible. Or course, Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue and Brubeck’s Time Out are perfect for both jazz and non-jazz fans.

Initially I was going to pull together one MP3 CD with both instrumentals and vocals, but I am having a hard time cutting down the selection. Even now that I decided to cut two CDs (one for vocals and one for instrumentals), I am still having hard time cutting back to fit the instrumentals on one CD. I know what not every song will be played at the short reception, but I still don’t want to leave some of the tracks off. I have to use my simple approach for design and apply toward jazz. As much as I want every song to be played at the reception, I will let the player do the random selection.

Real Life vs. Politics

Ate too much today. I am falling asleep.

Looking at the scene and the seafood make me want to go to Nha Trang, and I want to do so with the girl from Nha Trang. The beach, the food and the honey, what more could a man ask for?

This site looks familiar, but that doesn’t mean a ripped off. The sites just share some familiar design elements. (Hope I cleared that up.)

The Puppini Sisters keep me awake!

“My One and Only Love“:

You fill my eager heart with such desire
Every kiss you give sets my soul on fire

Can’t get any lustier than that.