My old lady had passed the 100,000-mile mark. I took her into the dealer to get a new timing belt, which will put a put hole in my pocket. The dealer fixed me up with a brand new 2008 MDX for today. After driving this big, bad mama, I just want to take her home. The rearview camera makes parallel parking much better. I don’t have to touch other car’s front bumper anymore.

Update: Kissed the MDX goodbye. Swiped $1064.70 from my credit card. Picked up my old lady. Felt like I cheated on her with a young, voluptuous broad. Still she looks pretty damn crisp and clean. Hopefully she’ll be with me for another 100,000 miles, if not forever.

The article regarding Thu Phuong’s porn clip is an example of ridiculous journalism, in which reckless writers just put out whatever they want without holding responsible for their actions. Seriously, how idiot do you have to be to not figure out that the girl in the porn video isn’t Thu Phuong? Sure she bears some resemblances but Thu Phuong’s voice is much deeper and raspier than the porn star. So open up your damn ears, will ya?

Tim Brown’s haiku:

What else can I do
Your problems are my life’s joy
But in a good way

Way to go, man!

Footage of an Indonesian man whose body grows tree. An absolute raw skin condition.

Yep! We got elfed.

Pictures of hot chicks with total and complete doughebags. With commentary.

“The Wonderful World of Early Photography“:

The development of photography was quite fast: since Niépce took the world’s first photograph in 1826, it took only about 30 years for photograph became a product for mass consumption with the introduction of carte-de-visite. Before long, the world’s first concealed cameras were introduced to help detectives document the dalliances of cheating spouses!

A fun, illustrative portfolio:

Meomi spends much of their spare time, sitting around in the attic, making up silly stories, drinking tea and drawing strange creatures.

From Singapore business management to China farmland. Yes yes ya’ll, we don’t stop.

I am liking the fatness of the New(er) Typography: Counterless, Bold and mostly Geometric.