My old lady had passed the 100,000-mile mark. I took her into the dealer to get a new timing belt, which will put a put hole in my pocket. The dealer fixed me up with a brand new 2008 MDX for today. After driving this big, bad mama, I just want to take her home. The rearview camera makes parallel parking much better. I don’t have to touch other car’s front bumper anymore.
Update: Kissed the MDX goodbye. Swiped $1064.70 from my credit card. Picked up my old lady. Felt like I cheated on her with a young, voluptuous broad. Still she looks pretty damn crisp and clean. Hopefully she’ll be with me for another 100,000 miles, if not forever.