Colonoscopy Prep Day

I woke up this morning feeling fine. I took my older kids to school and headed to Home Depot to pick up some supplies to fix the leaking kitchen sink drain. I drank only water.

After the repair job, I took my second son to the orthodontist. It was only 10:30 am and the weather was already hot. My car has no AC. I started to get a headache. When I got home, I started to drink ginger ale. I needed some sugar to keep me from feeling hungry. I tried to read to keep my mind off food.

At 2:45 pm, I went to pick up the kids. The heat was up to 90 degrees. I fell asleep in the car without AC. I woke up at around 3:30 and my sons didn’t show up. They were supposed to be here around 3:00 pm.

I went back home and the headache escalated. I tried to relax in bed, but the smell of pizza in the oven was killing me. Not having eaten anything all day made me miserable.

At 5:00 pm, I took my first dose of SUPREP. An hour later, I ran for the toilet. The first few times, it felt like diarrhea. After that, it felt like I was peeing out of my ass.

The stomach is empty. My head is aching. I can’t focus on reading. I can’t go to sleep because I would shit in my shorts. I am writing this to distract myself.

I have to take one more dose of SUPREP at 2:00 am in the morning. Then I have to wait until 8:30 am for my procedure. I can’t wait to get this colonoscopy shit done and over with. Let’s hope everything will be fine.