The Losing President

As the country confirmed over a million cases of the coronavirus, the losing president bragged, “We did the right thing. We did an incredible job.” Yes, he and his administration have done such an incredible job that the United States now has more than sixty thousand deaths and more bodies to count. Yes, they have done such an incredible job that more than thirty million Americans have filed for unemployment. Yes, they have done such an incredible job that the economy is predicted to drop 30% in GDP. He boasted, “We built the greatest economy in the history of the world.” Yes, you have done such an incredible job that our economy is as great as the Great Depression.

This pandemic was inevitable, but his unpreparedness made it as catastrophic as it is today. He even admitted himself that he was ill-prepared for it when he said, “Nobody has trained for this, nobody has seen this, I would say, since 1917, which was the greatest of them all, the greatest of this type of battle. Probably the greatest of them all, right? 1917.” Never mind the fact that he didn’t even get the history straight, his Presidency now depends on the outcome of the coronavirus in the next few months. So far it is killing his Presidency.

As his poll numbers are sliding, the losing president is losing his mind. He took it out on his campaign manager. He claimed that he doesn’t care about the polls and stated that, “I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don’t think that they will put a man in who’s incompetent.” Well, look what the people had put in the White House in the last election? Yes, a fucking incompetent. Let’s not repeat that mistake again. Seriously, are you going to vote for someone who thought it would be a good idea to inject disinfectants into your body? If yes, then you’re a fucking idiot as well.