Seeking a Position in Alternative Fact Checker

Dear Hiring Manager,

I would like to apply for the position of Alternative Fact Checker in the Fact-Checking Organization. The job descriptions and responsibilities seem to fit with my expertise and career interest.

I have over twenty years of experience in Googling shit. I am proficient in detecting latest alternative facts. Furthermore, I have deep passion for calling out bullshit. My online portfolio provides more details on my qualifications. For additional information such as educational and professional background, check out my resume.

Please consider my request for a personal interview to discuss further qualifications and learn more about this opportunity.

Thank you for your consideration. Look forward to hearing from you.