Worstest Dad

A mundane conversation with our middle child.

Đán: May I play on the iPad?
Dad: No.
Đán: Fine, I don’t like you.
Dad: I know. I am a bad dad.
Đán: No, you are the worstest dad.
Dad: Am I that bad?
Đán: Yes.
Dad: OK, you can play on the iPad.
Đán: You are the bestest dad.