Trump’s Bedtime Story

The Huge Star and the Pussycats by Lauren Bans and Brett Bietz will make you cry from laughing. This passage is brutal:

Point is, Donald the star said something to his best friend, who’s a bush—you know what a bush is? It’s a short tree. So he’s talking to this friend, let’s call him Bushy. And Donald the star was telling Bushy the same story I’m telling you, about grabbing pussies. And maybe Donald said something along the lines of being on her like a bitch. Which is a female dog. You’re a smart girl. You know that. Nothing wrong with female dogs.

Can we get Trump to record this for an audio book?

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