Make America White Again

If elected, President Donald Trump promises to make America white again. Here are his steps:

  1. Deport 11 million Mexicans.
  2. Get rid of all the Muslims.
  3. Punch Black people in the face if they protest. Same goes for Black Lives Matter.
  4. Throw Asians out if they don’t shut up.
  5. Appoint David Duke to serve as White House Chief of Staff.
  6. Change White House to White Supremacy House.