Word Corrections From My Son

On several occasions, my three-year-old son corrected my word choice. I am both amused and grateful.

Me: You just spit on me.
Đán: You mean sneeze on you?

Me: Look at those dinosaur bones.
Đán: You mean fossils?

Me: Look there’s a cock.
Đán: You mean a rooster?

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