The Big Question

Lately Dao wears nothing but his one-piece pajamas to sleep. The good thing is that he has four identical ones to change daily.

Every time he goes pee-pee I always warn him about zipping up and down. I don’t want him to have that There’s Something About Mary‘s zipper moment. Unfortunately his mom didn’t alert him about it last night. The zipper caught his thing when he zipped up. Ouch! Poor thang. See? Only daddy pays attention of those kind of things.

Later on he asked her, “Mommy, can you make my cu feel better?” I splat out my juice when she told me that. He took the words out of my mouth. I have always wanted to ask her the same question, but I never have the audacity to.