Mundane Things That Bug The Heck Out of Me

People who cut through the malfunctioned escalator line at the Metro while everyone else waits in line. They just walk right up to the escalator as if no one is around.

Parents who don’t take their shoes off at the mall’s playground. What’s the point of taking off the kids’ shoes if the parents don’t? Adult shoes are less dirty or something? It makes no sense to me at all.

Guys, please pick up the toilet seat cover when you take a leak even if you have good aim. If you don’t want to lift up the cover, at least wipe off your own piss when you’re done.