A Great Birthday Present

Like always, I woke up at 6:30 to get ready for work. While ironing my clothes, the doorbell rang. A neighbor informed me that someone smashed into my wife’s car around 6:00 in the morning. It looked as if the dude was driving for the opposite direction and somehow slammed into my wife’s car, which parked right in front of our house. The guy left the scene and his car as well. He did leave his insurance information on my windshield. That’s my birthday present.