Sex Signals

Quite a hilarious list of “How to tell if a woman wants to have sex with you.” My favorite is when “she asks who you are voting for”:

This question only has one right answer. If you say McCain, she’ll think you are too conservative. If you say Clinton, she’ll think you are patronizing her. If you say Obama, she’ll start a debate about the current political gridlock in Washingtion. You should say, Ron Paul, because chicks dig guys who live dangerously or that are crazy and voting for Paul puts you in both categories.

Didn’t know Ron Paul could score you some action.