Durian Smells That Bad?

In his “Three Chopsticks,” New Yorker‘s “Singapore Journal,” Calvin Trillin writes:

According to what’s listed on a widely sold souvenir T-shirt emblazoned “Singapore—A Fine City,” the acts that can bring you a serious fine include not only gum-chewing and littering and smoking and spitting but also carrying a durian on a public conveyance.

Get the fuck outta here!