Releasing Your Inner Slut

Ladies! Some fashion tips for y’all. Read it, practice it, and kick it the slutty style.

Gay Sex

Well, my computer was not returned until 4:00pm. It’s still a piece of crap. I am going to spend the whole day tomorrow back up my works and reformat the hard drive. It’s going to be as pleasure as having a gay sex (pain in the fucking ass) but I gotta do what I gotta do. Hopefully this will solve the problem. Anyway, did you watched the Oscar last night? Steve Martin was hilarious. He was such a great host. After Michael Moore trashed president Bush in his speech, Martin said: “It was so sweet backstage. The Teamsters are helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.” That was pretty funny. I was disappointed that The Quiet American wasn’t even nominated. It’s such a great film. Oscar sucks!

Pissed Off

Another morning without my computer. I called up the guy from CIS this morning, he said my computer won’t be done until noon. What the fuck? Last Friday, he told me it would be ready by Monday morning. My computer has been out since last Thursday and the only thing he is working on is running a diagnostic test. Took him 2 and a half mother fucking days just to do that. Ain’t that a bitch?