“This Gangbang is so Awkward”

Confession of a gangbanger:

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that’s what she’s indicating. But what if she didn’t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn’t want anything to do with it? I’d look like a real horse’s ass then. I’d better just wait here.

Gorbachov

A kick-ass Russian music video with hot chicks, hero and zombie.

Wordle

A typographic toy written in Java:

Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text.

Check out my wordle based on Dieu Huong’s “Vi Do La Em.”

How Cute!

An eight-grader Dan Vi sings vong co (Vietnamese opera).

True Story vs. Hollywood Story

A downright observation from Jeff Kelly on the movie 21, which based on a true story, but complete bullshit:

If there’s anything we can learn from 21, it’s that Hollywood won’t give an Asian man a starring role unless it calls for someone who can do karate while getting berated by Chris Tucker.

In fact, 21 gives us perhaps the greatest whitewash in recent Hollywood history–a broad, sweeping stroke of Caucasian across the majority of the cast.

The real MIT Blackjack Team was almost totally Asian, but you’d never know that from the film. Even Kevin Spacey’s character was based in part on an Asian professor, who has been known to dress like a woman in order to sneak into casinos. Apparently, a transvestite Asian math genius isn’t as interesting as Spacey in the “just make sure the check clears” stage of his career.

But hey, at least they did cast a pair of Asians as members of the Blackjack Team. Naturally, in sticking with current Hollywood trends, they were made into goofy loser sidekick types, while the white kids handled all of the heavy intellectual lifting. Not since Mickey Rooney’s performance in Breakfast at Tiffany’s has Hollywood treated Asians with such respect and dignity.

NewConcept.hu

Love the orange against the brown texture of New Concept web site. The navigation is very slick too.

Dancing Walrus

Such a smooth criminal.

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookie

Wall-E Makes You Cry?

The trailer alone caused a woman in tears. How cute! I gotta see the film. Waiting to take the kids to watch it this weekend.

Kids Make You Happy?

NPR reports:

The cliché refers to newborn children as “bundles of joy,” but recent research indicates that bundles of anxiety, or even bundles of depression, might be more accurate.

I don’t care. I still want four.

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